http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/ As a celebrity, I feel it my duty to report on my every waking moment. en-us jvg@fictco.com Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:50:31 -0500 http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2009_11.shtml#000948 Today sees the release of "The Corpse Wore Pasties" in bookstores nationwide. Get yours today.... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2009_10.shtml#000947 Ah, how long has it been since this web presence has been active? To make up for it, jvg.com presents to you an entire novel for your reading pleasure... Jonny Porkpie's Lurid Pulp novel "The Corpse Wore Pasties", available 11/24/09... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2009_09.shtml#000946 Taped in January, The Book of Ages interview on CBS Sunday morning aired this morning! Article. My goodness, we'll wring some residuals out of this project yet! Also, for those who haven't been following the burlesque world, I'm running for... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2009_03.shtml#000945 http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2009_02.shtml#000944 A panel from JVG: the comic strip from April 3, 2003. Ah, how young and innocent we were. Now, that milestone of "old" is a mere six weeks away...... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2009_01.shtml#000943 As you may have heard on other blogs (incidentally, the method by which I myself learned the news), the new off-Broadway home so touted in the below entry was shut the hell down. (Before you ask, no, I don't think... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2009_01.shtml#000942 I know what you've been thinking. You've been thinking "I've been meaning to go to one of them Pinchy-bottom show that JVG keeps shoving in my face instead of actually updating a website, but I'm-a-gonna wait until it's off-Broadway, and... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_12.shtml#000941 Before Pinchbottom bursts on to off-Broadway in January, we're closing out 2008 with a more intimate event in the home 'hood. So gather 'round, children of drinking age, and Uncle Pinchy will read you the classic holiday story of HOW... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_11.shtml#000940 "I just saw THE DARK KNIGHT. What the hell was that all about?"... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_11.shtml#000939 Personally, I liked the latest Bond outing. But the reviews are in, and many seem to feel that "Quantum of Solace" is lacking in two important elements necessary for a 007 flick; humor, and sexy, scantily-clad women. This is, quite... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_08.shtml#000935 http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_07.shtml#000934 As the raw sewage leak has driven Collective:Unconscious out of 279 Church Street, Pinchbottom moves around the corner to The Flea at 41 White Street for Pinchbottom Declares War! (or, full frontal jacket.) Buy Tickets Now! And so we begin... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_06.shtml#000933 Finally! Two weeks after the initial complaint, a response. I receive a phone call from Sprint in answer not to my letter to "Dan", but the cc: to the complaints department. The representative apologizes for any poor customer service, and... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_05.shtml#000932 One week later, no answer! Sprint's customer service remains unblemished by actual service.... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_05.shtml#000931 When you take over as the CEO of an ailing cellular phone company with a reputation for the worst customer service in the business, is it wise to put your email address in your commercials? If you choose so to...