http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/ As a celebrity, I feel it my duty to report on my every waking moment. en-us jvg@fictco.com Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:07:55 -0500 http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_08.shtml#000935 http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_07.shtml#000934 As the raw sewage leak has driven Collective:Unconscious out of 279 Church Street, Pinchbottom moves around the corner to The Flea at 41 White Street for Pinchbottom Declares War! (or, full frontal jacket.) Buy Tickets Now! And so we begin... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_06.shtml#000933 Finally! Two weeks after the initial complaint, a response. I receive a phone call from Sprint in answer not to my letter to "Dan", but the cc: to the complaints department. The representative apologizes for any poor customer service, and... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_05.shtml#000932 One week later, no answer! Sprint's customer service remains unblemished by actual service.... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_05.shtml#000931 When you take over as the CEO of an ailing cellular phone company with a reputation for the worst customer service in the business, is it wise to put your email address in your commercials? If you choose so to... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_05.shtml#000928 Time to score! It's the bottom of the 4th down, and Pinchbottom is on the ropes with the bases loaded and the tally 40-love. Can the home team birdie the goal from the foul line to slam-dunk the match,... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_05.shtml#000930 Cleaning out the drawer of old papers, perusing previous literary scribbles, I discover this limerick (from high school, no less!), which is especially apropos; Now poor Jonny he felt like a sap As he read the past work on his... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_04.shtml#000929 Yes, that was my ass on CBS Sunday Morning. (@ 2:06 on the clip below.)... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_03.shtml#000927 10pm Friday Mar 21 & Sat 22 SLUMBER PARTY IN PINK Advance tickets highly recommended. BUY NOW: 3/21 or 3/22 It's a SLUMBER PARTY IN PINK... and YOU'RE invited! All the most popular girls in school are gonna do... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_02.shtml#000926 10pm Friday Feb 15 & Sat 16 HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) Advance tickets highly recommended. BUY NOW: 2/15 or 2/16 Love it or hate it, Valentine's Day is a grim inevitability for us all. But no matter... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2008_01.shtml#000925 10pm Friday Jan 18 & Sat 19 THE PINCH BROTHERS in "THE BAWDY HOUSE" Advance tickets highly recommended. BUY NOW: 1/18 or 1/19 Next Friday, January 18 & Sat Jan 19, Pinchbottom returns to the funniest, sexiest edifice in... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2007_12.shtml#000924 If one is treading so far down the path of orthodoxy that one must have separate seating for men and women during your wedding ceremony, and similarly prejudiced dance floors, can one still have live goldfish as a centerpiece at... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2007_12.shtml#000922 Ah, the joy that we get from our holiday show! With one night all done, and one night still to go How was last night's performance? Well, in a word: "Wow!" So click on the link, and you'll buy tickets... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2007_11.shtml#000921 10pm Friday Dec 7 & Sat 8 HOW THE PINCH STOLE XMAS hosted by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE starring BAMBI THE MERMAID, BASTARD KEITH, DELIRIUM TREMENS, GIGI LA FEMME, MISS SATURN, NAUGHTIA NICE, PEEKABOO POINTE, ROSE WOOD, TIGGER!... http://www.jonathanvangieson.com/archives/2007_11.shtml#000920 10pm FRI NOV 16, 2007 10pm SAT NOV 17, 2007 NAKED PLANET Sci-Fi Burlesque hosted by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE of the FUTURE ANITA COOKIE & SCOTT RAYOW do STAR TREK CREAMY STEVENS (& NASTY) do DOCTOR WHO...